Forgot my glasses...
Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined a parachute club. She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 69 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." "I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week." I told her. She fainted. Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun! |
Good one! lol
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Hahahahahahahahaha! LOVE IT!
Nan |
Love it!!! Haha:D
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THAT IS JUST TOO GOOD! LOLLLLLL! And how long have we worked so we don't have to find something useful to do?!
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.:thumbup:
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reminds me of Betty White's Off Their Rockers
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That is so funny!!!!
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Good one!!!!
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GUFFAW!!!! LOVE it!@!!:thumbup: :D
Jan in VA |
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