How hot is it really ? jokes
 

We have heat index of 109 today so I’ll start the “hot jokes” here, join in if you want to

How hot is it ?

Birds were using pot holders to pick up worms today .....

The corn popped right on the stalk. Scared all the crows to death.

Farmers were feeding ice to the chickens so they wouldn't lay boiled eggs.

You can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

Trees are whistling for dogs to come "p" on them!

The fish Have ticks on them

Hot water comes out of both taps.

Hotter than Hades

These are so cute!!! My brain isn't working, sorry :D
I'm going to erect a monument to whoever invented AC. haha!

Carrier invented AC