Wow! My first thought when I read your post was to stick to your offer to make 2 quilts and teach your DIL an important lesson. Then my compassion kicked in, considering my son is serving in the Army too. Ssssoooo - - - I could make a green quilt (and a blue one too, if you need a blue one) - probably YBR pattern.
I really like Quilt-T's offer with an APO address.
I understand RAK, but what is PIF???
Let me know if you still need my help.
Jane