If only .... it was as easy to come off as it was to put it on.
If only ..... it was true that the more I exercise the more I lose.
If only .... the fat would just go away.
I've worked for the last 2 days in the yard trying to get all the stuff that has taken over down to a managable bit ... and **&^%* if I didn't gain 4 lbs! .... and I hurt so much that sleeping is not comfortable.