Cute. And let me remind you that the most oft-used quilting tool is the seam ripper. Those things can poke you eye out! Is there a federal agency that would handle that? Maybe OSHA?
My DH always worried about what I would do in retirement, and urged me to find a hobby that made me happy. So I picked quilting. He WAS so happy for me - perhaps relieved that he wouldn't have to entertain me for the next 20 - 30 years - now he wishes he never urged me to take up a hobby...