Ditter43

HELLO, OPERATOR

ANOTHER CHAPTER OF "THEY WALK AMONG US AND REPRODUCE!!

Actual call center conversations!


Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through;
can you help?'
Operator: 'Where did you get that number, sir?'
Customer: 'It's on the door of your business.'
Operator: 'Sir, those are the hours that we are open.'


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Samsung Electronics
Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.'
Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that
I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and
telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the
number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.'


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RAC Motoring Services
Caller: 'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am
traveling in Australia ?'
Operator: 'Does the policy name give you a clue?'


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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe )
'If I register my car in France , and then take it to England,
do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?'


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Directory Enquiries
Caller: 'I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please'
Operator: 'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?'
Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off.'


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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?'
Caller: 'Yes.. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland ...'


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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: 'I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on.'


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Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.'
Customer: 'OK.'
Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No.'
Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No.'
Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'
Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.'


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Tech Support: 'OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can
you see the 'OK' button displayed?'

Customer: 'Wow! How can you see my screen from there?'


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Caller: 'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it.
So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?'

isnthatodd

This is scary for those of us who will be depending on them to take care of us in our old age!!!

mypatookis

hehehe...very cute... :lol:

lovingmama

That's funny!

Grama Lehr

TOO FUNNY!!

karen65ae

Thank you for t.he laughs

IDquilter

LOL!! great way to start off my day - thanks.

IDquilter

Ditter43,
I love to read your posts, they are usually good for a laugh, you have a great sense of humor. Wish you lived in my area. Have a great day.

mom-6

A couple of my family members have been on call IT persons and have dozens of scenarios like this to report. Really makes you wonder how clueless some people can be. I think my favorite is "Where's the 'ANY' key" (as in 'press any key to continue').

QUILTNMO

ditter i am retired from phone co worked in directory assistance boy did i hear storeies of all kindi could write a book from my 35 yrs there