grammy Dwynn

Because more and more seniors are texting and tweeting, there is a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code.) If you have reached the magical golden number of 50 or above you qualify and these are the codes for you.

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Fell

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL...CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing...And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil


GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

Katiequiltsalot

Those are really cute,and sorry to say some are true!!

lovingheart

funny

toomanycats

funny I will make sure Dad gets a copy of this He is always saying he suffers from CRS...can't remember s***. Must run in the family as I do too!!

gunny148

Good list i have to remember those

toomanycats

just a lightening thought....this applies to me too!! I"m 59!

patchsamkim

at 56 some of these are starting to apply...love it and had to share with some friends!

Grinster

Thanks for sharing.............these are too good! I can't wait to share with my Senior Friends and Family!

amma

:thumbup: :D:D:D

feline fanatic

Be thankful you don't have the much more severe CRAFT. Can't Remember a ******* Thing! I had CRS and it progressed to CRAFT.