butterflywing

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was
missing.

He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a
hinge.

Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish
serving
a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.

When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that
faucet?"

The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is
$500.00.
Mary exclaimed, "My goodness that is a very expensive faucet. It's
certainly out of my price bracket."
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that
Charlie had sent her to buy.
The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom
to
get one.
From the storeroom the manager yelled, "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for
the
hinge?!"
Mary paused for a moment..... and then shouted back, "No, but I will
for
the faucet.."
This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot!

Arleners

Very good! I just copied and sent it to a friend of mine who is a manager of a hardware store. I think she'll get a kick out of it.

caspharm

Very funny!

Bibliogirl

Very funny!!

anniep

That's a great one, can't wait to tell my husband. He'll never send me to Home Depot on a errand again.

red-warrior

Good laugh!

Ileen

This is just to funny, Love it!!!!

cat-on-a-mac

tee hee!!!!!!

KathyPhillips

I have a BIL that works at Lowe's. I'll have to send it to him!