Don't Mess With Smart/Fast Women!
01-30-2012, 07:17 AM
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Don't Mess With Smart/Fast Women!
Ok - It was a BEAUTIFUL day, and this woman thought it would be so relaxing to get on the boat with her book and enjoy the warm sun and the relaxing atmosphere.......soon there is the game warden....."mam, you can't fish here, you'll have to move"...
"I'm not fishing, I am reading my book and enjoying the day"
"Well, I see you have all the equipment for fishing so you will have to move"
"Since I am NOT fishing and don't plan on fishing, I will stay her and read my book!"
"If you don't move mam, I will have to arrest you"
"If you do that officer, I will have to charge YOU with sexual harrassment!"
"But lady, I haven't even touched you"
"yes, but you COULD any minute - you have all the equipment!"
"I'm not fishing, I am reading my book and enjoying the day"
"Well, I see you have all the equipment for fishing so you will have to move"
"Since I am NOT fishing and don't plan on fishing, I will stay her and read my book!"
"If you don't move mam, I will have to arrest you"
"If you do that officer, I will have to charge YOU with sexual harrassment!"
"But lady, I haven't even touched you"
"yes, but you COULD any minute - you have all the equipment!"
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