Er, Officer, you see it's this way...
12-15-2010, 07:05 AM
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Er, Officer, you see it's this way...
These are all true as far as I know!
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Good
Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered
the problem, a twelve year old boy was standing up the
road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP
AHEAD".
The officer then found a young accomplice down the
road with a sign reading " TIPS" and a bucket full of
money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
Better
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
through an automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A
$40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent
the police department a picture of $40. The police
responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
Best
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the
Wisconsin state trooper walked to her car window,
flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you
are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers
Ball". "He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't
have balls". There was a moment of silence while she
smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then
closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.
These are all true as far as I know!
=========================
Good
Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered
the problem, a twelve year old boy was standing up the
road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP
AHEAD".
The officer then found a young accomplice down the
road with a sign reading " TIPS" and a bucket full of
money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
Better
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
through an automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A
$40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent
the police department a picture of $40. The police
responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
Best
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the
Wisconsin state trooper walked to her car window,
flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you
are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers
Ball". "He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't
have balls". There was a moment of silence while she
smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then
closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.
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