6 Truths in life

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Old 11-28-2010, 08:59 PM
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Very very interesting, scientifically proven..................




Six Truths in Life


1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.








2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.




3. And discover #1 is a lie.




4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.


5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.


6. There is still a stupid smile on your face .



I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company. You now have 2 options...delete it, or send it along to put a smile on someone's face today.
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Old 11-28-2010, 09:05 PM
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There are now 3 idiots in this room!
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Old 11-28-2010, 09:20 PM
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I am not only smiling but laughing too!!!! good one
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Old 11-28-2010, 09:58 PM
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Human nature says if someone tells you can't do something, you are going to try it.
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Count me into the idiot sisterhood.
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Double idiot! I did it twice to make sure!!
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I think we will soon have enough idiots for a convention! :-o
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I'm an idiot.
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Old 11-29-2010, 06:04 AM
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I should have read the whole thing before I sat here and tried it over and over. Boy do I feel stupid. Thanks for the laugh. (Just glad no one was around to watch me doing this)
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