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    I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
    Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 AM. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 AM. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
    As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a
    quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
    Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.
    After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, and cooking. After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
    I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
    She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

    Never going back to that doctor. Ever.

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    Funny!!! Funny!!! 1st laugh of the day!!!

    :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, but that's just funny. Thanks for sharing

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    OH! Chuckle! Chuckle! Really made me laugh! That is so funny!

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    ROFL !!! :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:

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    Quote Originally Posted by ljptexas
    Funny!!! Funny!!! 1st laugh of the day!!!

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    ditto!!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    Very funny

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    I love it!!! Have to pass that on to my friends that aren't on the board!!!

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    ROFL! That's great, thanks for the laugh.

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    Still laughing! Have to pass this one on. Thanks for sharing.

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    That's hysterical!!!

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    Wait I can;t see for the tears,I;ve laughed so hard.Oh my ribs hurt.ROFLMAO.Sorry can;t help it

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    OH NOOOO! Hahahaaaaaaa

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    Even my DH is LOL on this one!

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    Think of the conversation at the Dr's home that night! He was feeling mighty special!

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    LOL! Definitely surprised the dr. :)

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    F u n n y!! I loved it and going to share with my friends and family.

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    Too funny ... young woman that worked for me went to the gyn for the first time. She disrobed, climbed up on the table and put the pillow over her face. She didn't remove it until the doctor left the room.

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    can"t stop laughing....

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    ROFLMAO!

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    hahhaaaaaaaa!!!! Too funny!!

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    OH MY!!!!!! :shock: :roll: :lol: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:

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    Back in the day my girlfriend went to her ob/gyn. She had been shopping before her appt. and stopped in a restroom before seeing the Dr. The restroom was out of TP so my friend used some tissue from her purse. he and his nurse started chuckling. Seems some GreenStamps had found their way out of her purse along with her tissue and stuck to her "area". (Now - if you don't know what GreenStamps are, go ask your Mom!!)

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    LOL

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    That was really funny! Thanks for the laugh.

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