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A Blonde Story....Funny!!!!

A Blonde Story....Funny!!!!

Old 01-25-2011, 06:48 AM
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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you re so happy." She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant!


I knew that they had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I as ked her how she knew. She said....

Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive.
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Old 01-25-2011, 06:52 AM
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That's funny!

Thank God it was just a twin pack, not a twelve pack!
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Old 01-25-2011, 06:55 AM
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So that is how you find out you are having twins! ROFL
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Old 01-25-2011, 07:02 AM
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Oh my that's funny!:)
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Old 01-25-2011, 07:50 AM
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lol, that was funny
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Thanks for the laugh!
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Old 01-25-2011, 09:34 AM
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LOL-- poor babies
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