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Old 02-19-2012, 11:30 AM
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> Once upon a time there lived a king.
> The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..
>
> But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would
melt.
> No matter what;
>
> Metal,
> Wood,
> Stone,
> Anything she touched would melt.
>
> Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry
her.
>
> The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
>
> He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,
> 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her
hands,
> she will be cured.'
>
> The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
>
> The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his
daughter
>
> an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's
> wealth...
>
> THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
>
> The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
>
>
>
> But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
> The prince went away sadly ..
>
>
> The second prince brought diamonds.
>
>
> He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and
would not
> melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.
>
> He too was sent away disappointed.
>
> The third prince approached. He told the princess,
> 'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'
>
> The princess did as she was told, though she turned red .
>
>
>
> She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
> And it did not melt!!!
>
> The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
>
> And the third prince married the princess and they both lived
happily ever
> after.
>
> Question: What was in the prince's pants?
>
>
>
> M&M's of course.
>
> They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
> What were you thinking??
> I STILL WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES!!!!
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Old 02-19-2012, 01:00 PM
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Very cute!
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Old 02-19-2012, 03:28 PM
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ha, ha, ha. i wondered what it was!!!
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Old 02-19-2012, 06:06 PM
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That's a good one!
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Old 02-19-2012, 06:12 PM
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Cute cute cute
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that is great one. love it. lol
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That was a "gotcha"....made me smile.....
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Do we all have evil minds?
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