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Old 11-10-2010, 11:04 AM
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Pastor's Business Card



A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10 ..'

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?


They still are! Pass it on
'A cheerful heart is good medicine' (Prov. 17:22 )
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Old 11-10-2010, 11:24 AM
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I LOVE it!!! Thanks for sharing :D:D:D
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Old 11-10-2010, 11:34 AM
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Good one! :)
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Old 11-10-2010, 11:36 AM
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there's one i haven't heard before--cute! thanks for the laugh!
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Old 11-10-2010, 11:37 AM
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I like that one!
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Old 11-10-2010, 12:46 PM
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hehehe ,,,, need to remember this one!!
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Old 11-10-2010, 02:35 PM
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Funny
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Old 11-10-2010, 06:24 PM
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How cute!! :D
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Old 11-10-2010, 06:33 PM
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Gotta remember that one to pass on to my preacher! Thanks.
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:42 PM
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Finally a CLEAN joke. LOL
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