Go Back  Quiltingboard Forums >
  • General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
  • Speed Limit....funnyfor Tuesday >
  • Speed Limit....funnyfor Tuesday

  • Speed Limit....funnyfor Tuesday

    Thread Tools
     
    Old 08-30-2010, 05:40 PM
      #1  
    Super Member
    Thread Starter
     
    Ditter43's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jan 2007
    Location: Crystal River Florida
    Posts: 9,785
    Default

    Speed Limit
    One Sunday, sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.

    He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

    Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! I always go exactly the speed limit. What seems to be the problem?"

    "Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

    "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly! Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.

    The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.

    A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

    "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask . . . Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks with concern.

    "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119
    Ditter43 is offline  
    Old 08-30-2010, 05:46 PM
      #2  
    Junior Member
     
    melslove's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jul 2010
    Location: Kentucky
    Posts: 289
    Default

    :shock: :D too funny!
    melslove is offline  
    Old 08-30-2010, 05:52 PM
      #3  
    Super Member
     
    Leota's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Oct 2009
    Location: Oklahoma
    Posts: 4,648
    Default

    Reminds me of the nuns in Sister Act
    Leota is offline  
    Old 08-30-2010, 06:02 PM
      #4  
    Senior Member
     
    theoldgraymare's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jul 2010
    Location: Beaumont, Texas
    Posts: 734
    Default

    Loved it!
    theoldgraymare is offline  
    Old 08-30-2010, 06:19 PM
      #5  
    Senior Member
     
    drivingsusan's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Nov 2009
    Location: S Oregon
    Posts: 948
    Default

    O Ditter, where do you come up with all of these??
    This one is just too good!
    Keep 'em coming!!
    drivingsusan is offline  
    Old 08-30-2010, 07:29 PM
      #6  
    Power Poster
     
    cjomomma's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Feb 2010
    Location: Murray, Ky. Looking for a nice cushy pillow to rest my head on!
    Posts: 14,022
    Default

    As always i love it.
    cjomomma is offline  
    Old 08-30-2010, 07:38 PM
      #7  
    Super Member
     
    C.Cal Quilt Girl's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jun 2010
    Location: Central Ca
    Posts: 2,598
    Default

    LOL as usual !!! Thanks :)
    C.Cal Quilt Girl is offline  
    Old 08-30-2010, 07:53 PM
      #8  
    Power Poster
     
    Join Date: Jul 2009
    Location: Between the dashes of a tombstone
    Posts: 12,716
    Default

    Thanks, Ditter. Another laugh for me to share with the guys!
    oksewglad is offline  
    Old 08-30-2010, 08:22 PM
      #9  
    Super Member
     
    Pickles's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jan 2007
    Location: Texas
    Posts: 3,440
    Default

    Thanks for the Laugh Ditter, this was so funny :thumbup:
    Pickles is offline  
    Old 08-31-2010, 02:39 AM
      #10  
    Super Member
     
    Join Date: Mar 2010
    Location: North Carolina
    Posts: 2,375
    Default

    :lol:
    Rebecca VLQ is offline  
    Related Topics
    Thread
    Thread Starter
    Forum
    Replies
    Last Post
    QuiltnNan
    General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
    23
    12-31-2013 02:56 PM
    constantly55
    Pictures
    15
    08-14-2011 01:00 PM
    Favorite Fabrics
    Main
    145
    05-19-2011 03:37 PM
    GrannieAnnie
    Main
    19
    12-05-2010 09:38 PM

    Posting Rules
    You may not post new threads
    You may not post replies
    You may not post attachments
    You may not edit your posts

    BB code is On
    Smilies are On
    [IMG] code is On
    HTML code is On
    Trackbacks are Off
    Pingbacks are Off
    Refbacks are Off



    FREE Quilting Newsletter