The Cat In the Hat -- On Aging

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05-31-2009, 10:21 AM

sewjoyce

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The Cat In The Hat On Aging:

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my God, what can I do?

My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad -- can you tell?

My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years
Have come at last
The Golden Years
Can kiss my ass.

:roll: :roll:

05-31-2009, 10:49 AM

MadQuilter

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OK! Message to self: never look at QB with hangover. Laughing makes head hurt worse!

That is HILARIOUS! ...and probably more true than not. At 51 some of it has already started. lol

05-31-2009, 10:51 AM

SulaBug

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Oh how true that is!!
:D :D :D :D

05-31-2009, 12:08 PM

Marcia

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:lol: :lol:

05-31-2009, 12:16 PM

littlehud

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Ok, now I have to clean my monitors screen. That is so funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

05-31-2009, 01:20 PM

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:oops: I must have been laughing to much, again....Husband and kids are watching the ball game down in the family room. Heard my son say" What is she doing?" Husband answered" She's on the quilt thing again..." :oops: