Cletus and Bill

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Old 01-02-2011, 06:21 AM
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Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the
Door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an
Old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first
The right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his
Shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall
Down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing
Both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt
Underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and
Hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,"What the heck are you doing,
Billy Bob?"

"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
Embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in
The bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to
A tractor'."

[Don't make me 'splain this to you!]
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Old 01-02-2011, 06:23 AM
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Bad, bad, bad.........
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Old 01-02-2011, 06:24 AM
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Groan ... but made me smile.
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Old 01-02-2011, 07:25 AM
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I did not see that coming!!! :mrgreen:
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Old 01-02-2011, 07:42 AM
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Well, took me a few minutes, lol!!!!!!!!!
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LOL, cute.
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Old 01-02-2011, 08:17 AM
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Oh my.......I am laughing so hard I spit out my coffee.
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Old 01-02-2011, 08:41 AM
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:lol::lol::lol:
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lol
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omg, cleaning the monitor screen, lol
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