How cold is it?? (funny)
01-16-2012, 04:41 AM
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How cold is it?? (funny)
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING...
65 degrees above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.
60 degrees above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.
50 degrees above zero:
Floridians get their fur coats out.
People in Michigan drive with the
windows down..
40 degrees above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal
underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Michigan throw on a
flannel shirt.
35 degrees above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 degrees above zero:
People in Miami all die.
Michiganders close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Michigan start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
H*ll freezes over.
The Lions win the Super Bowl !
65 degrees above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.
60 degrees above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.
50 degrees above zero:
Floridians get their fur coats out.
People in Michigan drive with the
windows down..
40 degrees above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal
underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Michigan throw on a
flannel shirt.
35 degrees above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 degrees above zero:
People in Miami all die.
Michiganders close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Michigan start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
H*ll freezes over.
The Lions win the Super Bowl !
One could substitute Minnesota for Michigan except one cannot substitute Vikings in the last line 
01-16-2012, 10:11 AM
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Location: Pacific NW
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Rofl! Thanks for the giggles!
This reminds me of something I read somewhere, can't remember where. A woman said she didn't realize her nipples were supposed to be soft until she moved from North Dakota to Texas. Rofl!!!
This reminds me of something I read somewhere, can't remember where. A woman said she didn't realize her nipples were supposed to be soft until she moved from North Dakota to Texas. Rofl!!!
01-18-2012, 09:17 AM
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This is so funny. I do grill year round. It was down to 27 the past week. Cold for here cause of humidity. Had the air conditioner on for 3 days this weekend. Was 70, hot & muggy. Now it is 30 again. We never know from day to the next. We dress up in the morning & peel off in the afternoon.
01-18-2012, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by nonymac
I agree with everything but the last one. I have cooked out on the grill with 2 to 4 feet of snow on the ground.
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