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Thread: Don't break the elastic on your undies!

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    I recieved this in an email today...I just couldn't think of any more phenominal woman than you guys...so...


    Don't break the elastic!

    In April, Maya Angelou was interviewed by Oprah on her 70+ birthday. Oprah asked her what she thought of growing older.

    And, there on television, she said it was 'exciting.' Regarding body changes, she said there were many, occurring every day...like her breasts. They seem to be in a race to see which will reach her waist, first.

    The audience laughed so hard they cried. She is such an honest woman, with so much wisdom in her words!

    Maya Angelou said this:

    "I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.

    "I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.?



    "I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.

    "I've learned that making a 'living' is not the same thing as 'making a life.'

    "I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.

    "I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back.

    "I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.

    "I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.

    "I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.

    "I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.

    "I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

    Please send this to five phenomenal women today..

    If you do, something good will happen: You will boost another woman's self-esteem.

    If you don't...the elastic will break and your underpants will fall down around your ankles! Believe me, I didn't take any chances on MY elastic breaking.... I sent it to a lot of special women I care for.













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    That's nice Patti! But as I don't wear undies I don't have to worry! :wink:

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    Quote Originally Posted by k3n
    That's nice Patti! But as I don't wear undies I don't have to worry! :wink:


    Oh my, too much information!


    Sent this on!

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    :shock: Thats exactly what I thought!!! :shock: :shock: :lol:

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    ditto, ditto, ditto.......


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    no moonshine for me!...I'm a teetotaler :wink:

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    Too much information! But again I laugh! :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shemjo
    Too much information! But again I laugh! :lol:
    T'wern't me who put up a thread with 'undies' in the title! :mrgreen:

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    Quote Originally Posted by k3n
    That's nice Patti! But as I don't wear undies I don't have to worry! :wink:

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    8) 8) :lol: :lol: 8) 8)

    Loved this one!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amma



    Quote Originally Posted by k3n
    That's nice Patti! But as I don't wear undies I don't have to worry! :wink:
    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by k3n
    Quote Originally Posted by amma



    Quote Originally Posted by k3n
    That's nice Patti! But as I don't wear undies I don't have to worry! :wink:
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Here in the states they call that going "camou" :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by amma
    Quote Originally Posted by k3n
    Quote Originally Posted by amma



    Quote Originally Posted by k3n
    That's nice Patti! But as I don't wear undies I don't have to worry! :wink:
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Here in the states they call that going "camou" :lol: :lol: :lol:
    We also call it, don't forget your marigolds*, lol! :shock: :wink:

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    K3N....to your comment about not wearing undies....
    Just wait....until you are 75.....
    either Panty Liners or Depends and I bet you will be wearing undies!

    From one who knows................

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    She got me on the christmas lights. I have a very bad angry problem with household males that tangle up the garden hose & don't brother to untangle it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by june6995
    K3N....to your comment about not wearing undies....
    Just wait....until you are 75.....
    either Panty Liners or Depends and I bet you will be wearing undies!

    From one who knows................
    now, K, aren't you glad, you told the whole board? lol! :oops:
    I bet you were pulling our leg :wink:

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    Quote Originally Posted by k3n
    That's nice Patti! But as I don't wear undies I don't have to worry! :wink:
    Well i dont care about a bit of detailed infol rofl ; i m just wondering why :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by k3n
    That's nice Patti! But as I don't wear undies I don't have to worry! :wink:

    Oh K

    Now you've let the cat out of the bag. Don't tell them all our British secrets. :wink:

    Tisha

    P.S Of course Patti we put them on when we wear our Sunday best. :D



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    Tisha...I would think so!!...you do wear patent leather shoes I'm sure with all that finery :lol: :lol: We don't worry in here in Redneck country...we wear flip flops...

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    Quote Originally Posted by quilter1962
    Quote Originally Posted by k3n
    That's nice Patti! But as I don't wear undies I don't have to worry! :wink:

    Oh K

    Now you've let the cat out of the bag. Don't tell them all our British secrets. :wink:

    Tisha

    P.S Of course Patti we put them on when we wear our Sunday best. :D

    well, K and Tisha, don't go to Monkey Valley, undie-less. If I really need to tell you why....pm, me. :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
    Quote Originally Posted by quilter1962
    Quote Originally Posted by k3n
    That's nice Patti! But as I don't wear undies I don't have to worry! :wink:

    Oh K

    Now you've let the cat out of the bag. Don't tell them all our British secrets. :wink:

    Tisha

    P.S Of course Patti we put them on when we wear our Sunday best. :D

    well, K and Tisha, don't go to Monkey Valley, undie-less. If I really need to tell you why....pm, me. :lol:


    tell us , tell us , tell us here :mrgreen:

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    Thanks for sharing. She has a wonderful outlook on life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amma
    Here in the states they call that going "camou" :lol: :lol: :lol:
    In the UK it's called 'going commando' - guess it's the same thing! :wink:

    Wow June - thanks for giving me something to look forward to! Actually may come quicker than you might think - teach me to have babies later in life! :wink: :mrgreen:

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    Quote Originally Posted by quilter1962
    Now you've let the cat out of the bag. Don't tell them all our British secrets. :wink:

    Tisha
    And they think we're so straight-laced - if only they knew! :wink: :lol:

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