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Old 03-21-2014, 08:17 AM
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Old 03-21-2014, 09:05 AM
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Smile; it will make people wonder what you are up to.
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Old 03-21-2014, 09:36 AM
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You can't cure stupid!
I know a person who will never be cured.
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Old 03-21-2014, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by lovingmama View Post
I read this one somewhere,

"Never argue with an Idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!"
Same person calls others 'idiot' but I know who the real one is.
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Old 03-21-2014, 09:45 AM
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If someone asks me if I made something that I didn't make, I say: "No, but I could have."
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"You can't get walked on unless you lay down"
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Some people are like Slinkies -- Not really good for anything, but you still can't stop chuckling when you see one tumble down the stairs...
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Smile at your enemy's. They will walk away & wonder what you are up to.
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