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Old 03-21-2014, 11:19 AM
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These are great! When my brain gets 'unfogged' I'll add some.
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Old 03-21-2014, 11:25 AM
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The fog is lifting:


"People who don't like cats were probably mice in a previous life."


"I'm too busy to be organized"
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Old 03-21-2014, 12:06 PM
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It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Engage brain before starting mouth.
You don't need to be twelve feet tall and bullet proof, you just have to convince some people that you are.
Attitude is everything.
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Old 03-21-2014, 12:16 PM
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As long as I'm able to become vertical I'm good.
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Old 03-21-2014, 12:41 PM
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this is the oldest you've ever been and you'll never be this young again.
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Old 03-21-2014, 02:28 PM
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Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present
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Old 03-21-2014, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by lovingmama View Post
I read this one somewhere,

"Never argue with an Idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!"
It's a quote from Mark Twain.
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Old 03-22-2014, 03:31 PM
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Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
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Old 03-22-2014, 05:52 PM
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It is none of my business what someone else thinks about me!!!
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Old 03-23-2014, 04:17 AM
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There is never a better time (to do something) than RIGHT NOW!
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