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Old 04-22-2011, 10:13 AM
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The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and
the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was
teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with
informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at
this stage of the plan.

The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for
you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it
wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your
partner!"

The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of
the group raised his hand.

"Yes?" replied the teacher.

"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
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Old 04-22-2011, 10:27 AM
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>>"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

Too bad that baby is going to grow up fatherless!!

thanks for the laugh :)
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Old 04-22-2011, 10:35 AM
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This question in one of *my* classes would have cracked us all up! Shows that though birthing can be serious business, the dad-to-be doesn't take himself all that seriously. He'll be a great birth companion for her!

Jan in VA, former childbirth educator/doula in Austin TX
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Old 04-22-2011, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by DogHouseMom
>>"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

Too bad that baby is going to grow up fatherless!!

thanks for the laugh :)
:lol: :lol:
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Old 04-25-2011, 09:48 AM
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