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    The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and
    the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was
    teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with
    informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at
    this stage of the plan.

    The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for
    you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it
    wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your
    partner!"

    The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of
    the group raised his hand.

    "Yes?" replied the teacher.

    "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

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    >>"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

    Too bad that baby is going to grow up fatherless!!

    thanks for the laugh :)

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    This question in one of *my* classes would have cracked us all up! Shows that though birthing can be serious business, the dad-to-be doesn't take himself all that seriously. He'll be a great birth companion for her!

    Jan in VA, former childbirth educator/doula in Austin TX

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    Quote Originally Posted by DogHouseMom
    >>"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

    Too bad that baby is going to grow up fatherless!!

    thanks for the laugh :)
    :lol: :lol:

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