Funny... Thief breaking in a house.
02-11-2012, 06:31 PM
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Funny... Thief breaking in a house.
I heard this on the radio...
A thief scoped out this house for a while and knew the owners were gone. He went to breaking in one night when as he was doing so, he heard a voice that said, "I can see you and Jesus can, too." He thought he checked the place out and no one would be home. He goes in a little further when he hears the voice again, "I can see you and Jesus can, too." He has had enough. He knows he double and triple checked this place. He moves toward the light switch as the voice pops off again, "I can see you and Jesus can, too." As the lights go on, he sees a parrot in a cage. AHA! Thats whos been talking. This lasts for just a split second. Under the cage is a huge rottweiler with a nasty snarl. One last time the voice calls out, "I can see you and Jesus can, too. Sic him Jesus!"
I got a good laugh anyway.
A thief scoped out this house for a while and knew the owners were gone. He went to breaking in one night when as he was doing so, he heard a voice that said, "I can see you and Jesus can, too." He thought he checked the place out and no one would be home. He goes in a little further when he hears the voice again, "I can see you and Jesus can, too." He has had enough. He knows he double and triple checked this place. He moves toward the light switch as the voice pops off again, "I can see you and Jesus can, too." As the lights go on, he sees a parrot in a cage. AHA! Thats whos been talking. This lasts for just a split second. Under the cage is a huge rottweiler with a nasty snarl. One last time the voice calls out, "I can see you and Jesus can, too. Sic him Jesus!"
I got a good laugh anyway.
02-13-2012, 09:04 AM
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good one!!! my neighbors have been gone one month and i was just wondering if their house was safe. when they left they let their house cat outside!!! it's snowed badly several times since then. i think someone finally got her into their house. i hope they keep her. she was so frightened. bad people!
02-13-2012, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by nativetexan
good one!!! my neighbors have been gone one month and i was just wondering if their house was safe. when they left they let their house cat outside!!! it's snowed badly several times since then. i think someone finally got her into their house. i hope they keep her. she was so frightened. bad people!
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