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Old 06-07-2011, 12:16 PM
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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired
of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring
your grades up from a C to a B average, study your bible
and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.'

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle
for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought
your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying
your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.’

The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that,
and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long
hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and
there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.’






You're going to love the Dad's reply:












'Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?'


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Old 06-07-2011, 12:25 PM
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:thumbup: Good one.
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Old 06-07-2011, 12:35 PM
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That made me smile.. Thanks..
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Printing this now - my husband is a barber!
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That brought a smile!
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Awesome!!!!
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Old 06-07-2011, 02:08 PM
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LOVE IT!
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I love your stories/jokes........thanks for making me laugh.
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You have come thru as usual! Thanks :lol:
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