Ditter43

AS I AGE, I REALIZE THAT:

1. I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.

2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.

3. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me.

4. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.

5. The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

6. When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment. Now it's like a mini vacation.

7. The day the world runs out of chocolate is just too terrible to think about.

8. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound!

9. Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.

10. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.

11. When the kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".

12. At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

Tartan

​I've noticed the floor is getting further and further away.

Monroe

Love it!! I definitely am spending more time in the hereafter, as in "what am I here after?" There's a reason I slow down. Attributed to the Amish is the saying "The Hurrier I Go- the Behinder I Get".

juneayerza

I don't think it is just age for the "hereafter", I've been doing that since I was in my twenties.

DebbieJJ

Thanks Ditter, I hope you don't mind, I copied that and put it on my fb page, I liked it so well! Suits me to a T!

jjsnacks

Love it ... I think 1 -10 all apply to me ... thank you for giving me a laugh jj

cavmom

LOL!!! Most of them apply to me but 12 happens more than I like!

quiltin-nannie

Love these sayings! Most of them apply to me!

Judith1005

OMG, LOL , Love this, thank you for the giggle today.

ranbro

Funny but soooooo true.