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Thread: Harlequin Romance Novel, updated (joke)

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    He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear.

    "Just relax."

    Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves, slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat.

    I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure. When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage.

    And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply.

    Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.

    Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking 'No' for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say . . . .

    *"Okay ma'am, you can board your flight now."*

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    How funny!

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    HE HE Then what? ROLMBO

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    LOL...I thought we had a pervert on the board....I was fixing to contact a moderator! LMBO!!

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    Very funny! :)

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    Hilarious...got send this to my best friend!

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    Hilarious!

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    LMBO!

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    I thought it was always girl on girl or boy on boy... now I may have to ask for a search on my next flight, LOL!

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    :)

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    Very funny. I copied it and sent it to a friend.

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    Dang, what a let down!! :XD: :oops:

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    I let out such a gasp!!! funny!!!!

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    Omg. That is funny!!!!

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    LOL...not quite where I thought this was going...LOL!

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    Too funny!

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    Too funny.....:) :) :)

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    Thanks for the laugh.

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    Total knee slapper. Best laugh I've had in ages! I just sent it on. Thanks.

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    "can't see london,
    can't see france,
    until we see
    your underpants."

    --the TSA

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    I thought maybe he was a Dr.

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    What a riot! Got to forward this to a few of my friends!!! Thanks bunches for sharing!

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    That is so funny.

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    Still laughing!

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    OMG! I was a little concerned there for a moment! ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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