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    Old 05-31-2009, 10:21 AM
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    The Cat In The Hat On Aging:

    I cannot see
    I cannot pee
    I cannot chew
    I cannot screw
    Oh my God, what can I do?

    My memory shrinks
    My hearing stinks
    No sense of smell
    I look like hell
    My mood is bad -- can you tell?

    My body's drooping
    Have trouble pooping
    The Golden Years
    Have come at last
    The Golden Years
    Can kiss my ass.

    :roll: :roll:

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    Old 05-31-2009, 10:49 AM
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    OK! Message to self: never look at QB with hangover. Laughing makes head hurt worse!

    That is HILARIOUS! ...and probably more true than not. At 51 some of it has already started. lol
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    Old 05-31-2009, 10:51 AM
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    Oh how true that is!!
    :D :D :D :D
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    Old 05-31-2009, 12:08 PM
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    :lol: :lol:
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    Old 05-31-2009, 12:16 PM
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    Ok, now I have to clean my monitors screen. That is so funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Old 05-31-2009, 01:20 PM
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    :oops: I must have been laughing to much, again....Husband and kids are watching the ball game down in the family room. Heard my son say" What is she doing?" Husband answered" She's on the quilt thing again..." :oops:
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    Old 05-31-2009, 07:30 PM
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    OH MY :lol: :lol: :lol: Seuss has followed me from childhood to middleaged :D :D :D
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    Old 05-31-2009, 07:32 PM
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    LOVE IT!
    It's right up there with a pillow my friend gave me that says "Screw the Golden Years"
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