Rotary cutters... Under-Appreciated
12-22-2016, 08:55 AM
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Rotary cutters... Under-Appreciated
Good Morning,
I am Mr. Cutter. I am Grampz rotary cutter. I see that my friend seam ripper was able to talk to you wonderful people about loving and respecting seam rippers. Now it is my turn. While Grampz is at his sewing machine doing yet another project I will talk to you good people about we who are taken for granted.
First, it is Never our faults you don't cut straight. Grampz is all the time telling Gramz that he thinks his cutter, me!, is messed up. have you ever heard of such hog wash in your life? The ole geezer just can't cut straight plain and simple. will you allow me to tell you a secret? Gramz does most of the cutting for Grampz using me. lol The big bad military man can shoot straight he just can not cut straight. lol
Second, you don't need to stick out your tongue while using me. I know many of you do. Come on admit it you do. The tongue does not help me go any straighter. Your tongue is not a rutter people.
Third, Is there a rule amongst the people that you have to press so hard on us? Lighten up will you? let me grab you and press on you real hard. Oh and don't think it is only men who press hard. There is that grandma in Maryland who darn near killed a buddy of mine from pressing so hard.
Fourth, Will someone please tell Grampz to stop that wretched singing whilst sewing? When he cant find any of us it's because the singing is just too unbearable.
I hope my time with you will help you with your beloved rotary cutters.
PS Rotary Cutters are Under-Appreciated too!
Seam Ripper & I are trying to have Miss Scissors to come talk with you
I am Mr. Cutter. I am Grampz rotary cutter. I see that my friend seam ripper was able to talk to you wonderful people about loving and respecting seam rippers. Now it is my turn. While Grampz is at his sewing machine doing yet another project I will talk to you good people about we who are taken for granted.
First, it is Never our faults you don't cut straight. Grampz is all the time telling Gramz that he thinks his cutter, me!, is messed up. have you ever heard of such hog wash in your life? The ole geezer just can't cut straight plain and simple. will you allow me to tell you a secret? Gramz does most of the cutting for Grampz using me. lol The big bad military man can shoot straight he just can not cut straight. lol
Second, you don't need to stick out your tongue while using me. I know many of you do. Come on admit it you do. The tongue does not help me go any straighter. Your tongue is not a rutter people.
Third, Is there a rule amongst the people that you have to press so hard on us? Lighten up will you? let me grab you and press on you real hard. Oh and don't think it is only men who press hard. There is that grandma in Maryland who darn near killed a buddy of mine from pressing so hard.
Fourth, Will someone please tell Grampz to stop that wretched singing whilst sewing? When he cant find any of us it's because the singing is just too unbearable.
I hope my time with you will help you with your beloved rotary cutters.
PS Rotary Cutters are Under-Appreciated too!
Seam Ripper & I are trying to have Miss Scissors to come talk with you
Last edited by QuiltnNan; 12-23-2016 at 08:49 AM. Reason: to match edit of other thread and remove all CAPS which is considered shouting
12-22-2016, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Kitsie
Oh, Grampz your "lessons" are a delight! Another dandy one and I like the way your mind works!
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