If my body was a car….
07-07-2014, 02:47 AM
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If my body was a car….
This is just too scary how true it is!!!
If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model !!!
I've got bumps & dents & scratches in my finish & my paint job is getting a little dull...
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus & it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
I slip & slide & skid & bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the very worst of it - - -
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either My Radiator Leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!
If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model !!!
I've got bumps & dents & scratches in my finish & my paint job is getting a little dull...
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus & it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
I slip & slide & skid & bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the very worst of it - - -
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either My Radiator Leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!
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