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IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD...funny!

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD...funny!

Old 06-20-2012, 09:09 AM
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IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1. U can't count your hair
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out

Put your tongue back in fool.

10 Things I know about you...

1) U are reading this
2) U are human.
3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) U just attempted to do it
6) U are laughing at yourself
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it
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Old 06-20-2012, 10:25 AM
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Ditter, you are so baaaaaad! but funny.
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Old 06-20-2012, 11:14 AM
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Love it and every word is sooo true...LOL!!!
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Old 06-20-2012, 11:21 AM
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Ditter, just take it for granted that every time you post one I laughing again!!
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Old 06-20-2012, 01:04 PM
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Thanks Ditter!
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Old 06-20-2012, 01:13 PM
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Good one and yes I went back to look for number 5
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Old 06-20-2012, 05:28 PM
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Yep, I went back to 5!
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Old 06-20-2012, 06:16 PM
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Yes, I stuck my tongue out!!!
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Old 06-20-2012, 08:16 PM
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I stuck my tongue out, then burst out laughing. My husband is looking at me like I'm crazy right now...
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Old 06-21-2012, 02:42 AM
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hahahahhahahah so funny :P
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