It's tough getting old

Old 09-24-2010, 09:15 PM
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It's Tough Getting Old

A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him,

"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"
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Old 09-24-2010, 09:16 PM
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that is wrong in so many ways! Lmbo!!!
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Old 09-24-2010, 09:32 PM
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Okay....my husband did not think that was very humurous....heeheehee!!!
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Old 09-24-2010, 09:34 PM
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Oh man I won't be showing this one to my hubby way too close to home!!!!!
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The Guys may not think it too humorous but I sure did! LOL
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Too funny!!!
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It’s not the getting old that’s tough it’s the aches and pains that are tough to handle.
Have you heard about the little old lady that sleeps with 3 men every night…some of you mighteven know them.
Arther Ritis...Ben Gay...Al Zheimer
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Old 09-25-2010, 05:42 AM
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That was too funny! I had to mail that out to friends and family.
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:lol:! Even my DH thought it was funny....gross...but funny!
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LOL!
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