JOKE: The Bass Boat
12-09-2011, 07:31 AM
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JOKE: The Bass Boat
A good old Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,
"What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to
float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees
the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat",
pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his
brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a
bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand .
He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama
a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If
I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!"
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,
"What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to
float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees
the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat",
pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his
brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a
bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand .
He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama
a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If
I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12-11-2011, 05:07 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Western NC
Posts: 298
This is a true story my late husband worked at a sports shop in Candler NC. He had a man & his wife that shopped there. The owners Mom lived next door to them. the family was all visiting wone weekend and they looked out, the window and there sitting in their big ole boat was Laticia & Bubba beer in one hand rods in the other. She had on a bikini. They were drunks as skunks having a good ole time. This was the truth. They took pics.
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