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Old 02-17-2010, 04:12 PM
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The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been
married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided
to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you..' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
mask over my eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,
but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,


"What's for dinner,Batman?"
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Old 02-17-2010, 04:21 PM
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Oh no hahahaha yikes!!!
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Old 02-17-2010, 04:46 PM
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LOL, too funny
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Old 02-18-2010, 07:01 AM
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Thanks for the laugh! Right after I was first married, I went to pick my husband up from a night class, I went with just a raincoat on...... oh those were the days!!!
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LOLOLOLOL! That is hilarious!
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Old 02-18-2010, 07:56 AM
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one! :mrgreen:
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Old 02-18-2010, 11:42 AM
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Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 02-18-2010, 11:46 AM
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tee hee snicker snicker...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's great!
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