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Old 10-15-2011, 03:49 AM
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That would solve my weight issues...but..I would end up with new issues. Like..how the heck do I get back up off the floor from that position???? lolololol
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Old 10-15-2011, 04:28 AM
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:lol: I knew I wasn't as heavy as my scale has been reading. Thanks for solving the problem! :lol: :lol:
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Old 10-15-2011, 04:40 AM
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That made my day!
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Old 10-15-2011, 04:42 AM
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Originally Posted by jitkaau
I'd probably drop it on my head...
I was thinking the same thing! I always joke at the Dr.'s office that they should take my blood pressure BEFORE they weigh me!

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Old 10-15-2011, 05:05 AM
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Originally Posted by butterflywing
Who knew?
NOW I KNOW WHY MY WEIGHT WAS NOT ACCURATE.LOL
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Old 10-15-2011, 05:14 AM
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I, too, have been doing it wrong all along! Now, for the sake of accuracy, I'll just add 100 lbs. to the result!
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Old 10-15-2011, 05:14 AM
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LOL! Thanks for the Morning Chuckles!
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Old 10-15-2011, 05:15 AM
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I always tell my doctor...I am NOT over weight..I am UNDER HEIGHT.. if I was 4 inches taller..I would not be as over weight as I am. ha ha ha
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lol??
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Old 10-15-2011, 06:41 AM
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You made my day , oh heck maybe my whole year. hehehe
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