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Thread: Joke: How To Weigh Yourself

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    Who knew?
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    Oh my gosh, I have been doing it all wrong as well! Thank you for sharing this great tip (rofl).

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    I've been doing it wrong too!

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    oh my, how true!!!! I love it!!!! Thank you for cheering me up!

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    :lol: :lol:

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    great pic wish I'd of thougt of that.

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    That is what I am going to show the diet clinic that I am going to next week. :):). Maybe for once, someone will tell me to put on weight.

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    :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    As my balance wouldn't be so good, I probably don't weigh a thing, glory!!!!

    Jan in VA

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    WOW...this will make a big difference...now I'm trying to think how to use this method with the scales at the doctor's office...lol...Naomi :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    I knew there was a reason I've been frustrated! N

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    :-D

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    :)

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    I love it!! I've been doing it wrong to!!

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    I just bought a nice clear light weight scale. i bet i could do that!!

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    Thank you so much! I face my scale every morning. Tomorrow, it will be with a smile. :)

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    I'll try that at my doctor's office at my next appointment!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    LOL funny.

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    woah!!! very funny, I dream about one day taking my scale to the place where they crush cars. The truth is I call the scale a name never used for anything or anybody It is called D#%&^* Liar

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    I'd probably drop it on my head...

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    That would solve my weight issues...but..I would end up with new issues. Like..how the heck do I get back up off the floor from that position???? lolololol

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    :lol: I knew I wasn't as heavy as my scale has been reading. Thanks for solving the problem! :lol: :lol:

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    That made my day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jitkaau
    I'd probably drop it on my head...
    I was thinking the same thing! I always joke at the Dr.'s office that they should take my blood pressure BEFORE they weigh me!

    Pat

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    Quote Originally Posted by butterflywing
    Who knew?
    NOW I KNOW WHY MY WEIGHT WAS NOT ACCURATE.LOL

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