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Old 11-11-2009, 01:26 PM
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What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole
AND Works Best When Jerked?




Scroll down for answer......









A Seatbelt you pervert! Buckle up!
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Old 11-11-2009, 03:38 PM
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well I tried hard to make it a zipper, but guess you found me out :lol:
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Old 11-11-2009, 04:12 PM
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who let you out? what were you doing out?
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Well, my mind went in the wrong direction. :oops: :oops: :oops: Naughty me. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Oh my...........I am a pervert. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Pervert here too... but I guess that doesn't surprise you! :mrgreen:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Pervert here too... but I guess that doesn't surprise you! :mrgreen:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
no surprises there, k :lol:
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You know me so well! :oops: :lol:
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