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Thread: A Joke- The wrong side of the bed

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    Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers when she
    passed two novices just leaving early morning prayers on their way to classes.


    As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, "Good morning ladies."


    The novices replied, "Good morning, Mother Superior, may God be with you."


    But after they had passed, Mother Superior heard one say to the
    other, "I think she got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."


    This startled Mother Superior, but she chose not to pursue the issue.


    A little further down the hall, Mother Superior passed two of
    the sisters who had been teaching at the convent for several years.
    She greeted them with "Good morning Sister Martha, Sister
    Jessica, may God give you the wisdom for our students today."


    "Good morning, Mother Superior. Thank you and may God be with you."


    But again after passing, Mother Superior overheard, "She got up on the wrong side of the bed today."


    Baffled, she started to wonder if she had spoken harshly or with
    an irritated look on her face. She vowed to be more pleasant.


    Looking down the hall, Mother Superior saw retired Sister Mary
    approaching, step by step, with her walker. As Sister Mary was rather
    deaf, Mother Superior had plenty of time to arrange a pleasant smile on
    her face before greeting Sister Mary.


    "Good morning, Sister Mary, I'm so happy to see you up and about.


    I pray God watches over you today, and grants you a wonderful day."


    "Ah, good morning, Mother Superior. Thank you. I see you got up on the
    wrong side of the bed this morning."


    Mother Superior was floored! "Sister Mary, what have I done wrong?


    I have tried to be pleasant but three times already today people
    have said that about me."


    Sister Mary stopped her walker and looked Mother Superior in the face.


    "Oh, don't take it personally, Mother Superior. It's just that you're wearing Father Murphy's slippers."

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    Oh my!!!!
    Did not see that one coming at all!!!
    Love it!!!!

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    hehehe

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    LMBO

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    Ahhh yes! so funny.

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    Really cute.

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    Another great one, Ditter....thanks for sharing!
    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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