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Jumping on the Bed....funny!!!

Jumping on the Bed....funny!!!

Old 04-12-2011, 10:04 AM
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Jumping On the Bed

and ya gotta love women~
A fifty-ish woman was at home, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watched her for a while and asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"


The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old".

The husband said, "What did he say about your 56-year-old ass?"






"Your name never came up," she replied.


(Men . . . They just never know when to shut up, do they?)
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Old 04-12-2011, 10:07 AM
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LOL
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Old 04-12-2011, 10:09 AM
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lol good response :D... teach him
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Old 04-12-2011, 10:10 AM
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LMBO
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Old 04-12-2011, 10:13 AM
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Laughed till I cried. DH is 56 and an a$$ most days.
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Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:lol:
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Old 04-12-2011, 10:40 AM
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hey,,hey, good one!
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Old 04-12-2011, 11:21 AM
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that's telling him. that was a good one.
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Thanks for the laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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