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Thread: Jumping on the Bed....funny!!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    Jumping On the Bed

    and ya gotta love women~
    A fifty-ish woman was at home, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.

    Her husband watched her for a while and asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"


    The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old".

    The husband said, "What did he say about your 56-year-old ass?"






    "Your name never came up," she replied.


    (Men . . . They just never know when to shut up, do they?)
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    LOL

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    lol good response :D... teach him

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    LMBO

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    Laughed till I cried. DH is 56 and an a$$ most days.

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    Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    :lol:

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    hey,,hey, good one!

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    that's telling him. that was a good one.

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    Thanks for the laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Good one!

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    LOVE IT!
    Rose

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    Thanks Ditter! :thumbup:

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    Didn't see that one coming....LOL

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    I Loved it... LOL

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    LOL

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    This makes me feel better I have to get a mammogram today at least I'll be able to laugh during it

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    Yeah some guys just cant be seen and not heard. its a guy thing.

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    LOL

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    Love it ! You are my daily treat ! Thank you, Sara

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    ROFLOL! :lol:

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    As always. Hey I got a 56 yr old ass. He just left for work.

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    giggle!!!

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    This is so good I sent to my husband at work to pass around.

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    You are so funny, just love it when we 'hear' from you!
    :)

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