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Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier.- Joke

Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier.- Joke

Old 03-11-2011, 05:40 PM
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Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week! :oops: :oops:
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Old 03-11-2011, 05:49 PM
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Where do I sign up?
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Old 03-11-2011, 06:43 PM
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lol!
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Made me lol!
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