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Old 02-10-2015, 08:31 AM
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A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"


Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, he died when he was 98. After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"


The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down, and I know he won't ask for directions."
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Old 02-10-2015, 08:34 AM
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Thanks for the laugh! So true for so many of us!
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Old 02-10-2015, 09:00 AM
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LOL! This is so funny! Have seen it before and still get a kick out of it.
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Old 02-10-2015, 10:07 AM
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Thanks for the giggle!
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Old 02-10-2015, 04:33 PM
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Ha ha! Good one :-)
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Old 02-10-2015, 04:57 PM
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That one made me giggle!
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Old 02-10-2015, 04:58 PM
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love it, and so true.
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Old 02-11-2015, 04:07 AM
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Te he he he he he.
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That's choice! Thanks for sharing it!
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Old 02-11-2015, 06:19 AM
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Thanks and I really did laugh. You made my day.
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