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Thread: long marriage [this is a joke]

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    long marriage [this is a joke]

    A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"


    Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, he died when he was 98. After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"


    The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down, and I know he won't ask for directions."
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    Thanks for the laugh! So true for so many of us!

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    LOL! This is so funny! Have seen it before and still get a kick out of it.

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    Thanks for the giggle!

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    Ha ha! Good one :-)

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    That one made me giggle!

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    love it, and so true.

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    Te he he he he he.

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    That's choice! Thanks for sharing it!
    "A woman is like a tea bag-you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." Eleanor Roosevelt

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    Thanks and I really did laugh. You made my day.

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    lol, thats a man for you, he always knows where hes going. Barb
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    Hahaha good one. Yup we all need a laugh now and then. Thanks for sharing.

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    hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!lol

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    Great one. Why are men so stubborn?
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    That is sooooooo funny !! I guess she had the last laugh after all.
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    My hubby is a sweetie but he too will never ask for directions. LOL

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    That is a good one. Thank you for a good laugh.

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    Very funny. All four of us got a good laugh out it. Thanks for posting it.
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    That is so cute thanks , I did laugh out to.....

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    So perfect! A big laugh.
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    Ha, ha, ha, cute!
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    my DH liked it, too!

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    HeeHee! How true and so funny!

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    LOL!!! That's great.

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    Thank you for a great chuckle. My DH and I will celebrate our 46th wedding anniversary on Sun. and sometimes I feel like that, although I don't think anybody is afraid of him, me maybe, but not him.

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