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Thread: This made me laugh because only women

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    This made me laugh because only women

    If my body was a car, I would be trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps, dents, scratches & my headlights are out of focus. My gearbox is seizing up & it takes me hours to reach maximum speed. I overheat for no reason and every time I sneeze, cough or laugh either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

    Have a GREAT DAY Ladies!!!!



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    Boy, ain't dat da troot!

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    Thanks for the giggle of the day. So true.

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    Love it, LOL.
    so many quilts to make, so little time.

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    Sorry, I didn't know you could hear me.
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    I hope you dance!

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    don't you get tons of junk/spam email since using your full email address as your forum name here? perhaps you should edit that.

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    ah that is fantastic love it.

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    That's me to a T. It made me laugh out loud.

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    Ye Gads! I didn't know it was that obvious......................funny, funny!
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    I love it ... I feel like that today. Thanks for sharing!
    Make it a scrappy happy day!

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    That's me for sure Thanks for the laugh family was setting around and i laughed out loud and then read a loud all the ladies laughed

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    Thanks for the laugh!

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    Funny but to true may I add to that getting old is not for sisseys and the only thing golden about my golden years is my pee

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    I love that. Thanks for the laugh.
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    that is so funny

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    That was great! Thanks for my day starter!

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    So true a good laugh thanks

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    The other issue is: What doesn't hurt doesn't work !!!!!
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    LOL for sure !! thanks for sharing
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    Thanks for a good laugh!

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    HILARIOUS...and true, LMAO
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    No wonder we love this board. It lets us know we are not alone.

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    That's so hilarious !!

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    Oh my, so true.
    We were talking about aging and I told my co-workers the only thing I missed was my 18 year old bladder!

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