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Old 09-22-2010, 05:34 AM
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Tell him that he can make it up you by take you to shopping for fabric. :thumbup: I bet you he will be more thoughtful next time. ;)
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Old 09-22-2010, 05:35 AM
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:lol: Rapture....thats funny! I always tell my DH that men just don't know when to "shut it!!" They just keep going and going...
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Old 09-22-2010, 05:43 AM
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While he is sleeping in the dog house (the dog is inside)
don't let him take a quilt.
Men just know how to get in over their heads with only a few words.
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Old 09-22-2010, 05:57 AM
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Reminds me of the jokes "And that's when the fight started". I am sure that Ditter can find it someplace and post it for us!
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Old 09-22-2010, 06:04 AM
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Originally Posted by crawford1219
This is why men should never open their mouths: Me: "Honey we should start ballroom dancing so I can get legs like hers" (we're watching Dancing with the Stars). Gary: "Honey you could dance your whole life and never get legs like hers-you know why? Because she has skinny legs". True story, this is what the goofball said. Then couldn't understand why I would want to beat the daylights out of him. He later tried to dig himself out of the hole by saying I have the best legs ever and am the most beautiful woman he has ever seen and that he was only joking. Men these days!
Maybe he doesn't like skinny legs though? You are the one who is assuming that "skinny legs" has a positive meaning for him.

Try replacing "skinny" in this sentence with "unattractive" and see how you feel about him then.
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Old 09-22-2010, 06:50 PM
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He might have meant that you have athletic legs and she has bony legs. Yeah, that's it, uh huh, right, okay.
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Old 09-22-2010, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by crawford1219
Now he's got his undies in a wad cuz I facebook-shamed him-hehe :mrgreen:
I am not laughing at you but more at your DH.
:D Shoot that sounds like something my DH would say!LMBO You need to make him pay dearly. :D If it is severe enough, he won't make that mistake again. :D Honey men never learn. They just don't have that mental capacity about certain issues. :D :D :D Sorry to the men out there that do have sense to watch what you say. Those of you that do are to be applauded. :D
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Old 09-22-2010, 07:52 PM
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I told my wife the other day that she was "still smokin' hot considering your age." She got kinda irritable! :shock:
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Old 09-23-2010, 05:04 AM
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Hmmm Eddie...like I say...you men just don't know when to stop......:lol:
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Old 09-23-2010, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Eddie
I told my wife the other day that she was "still smokin' hot considering your age." She got kinda irritable! :shock:
Wow! You were doing good until you added the considering your age part :)
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