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Thread: Mother's Milk....funny!

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    Mother's Milk....funny!

    Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
    One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

    However, he wrote:

    1) It is perfect formula for the child.


    2) It provides immunity against several diseases.


    3) It is always the right temperature.


    4) It is inexpensive.


    5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.


    6) It is always available as needed.
    And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:


    7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.






    He got an A.
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    Thanks Ditter!! I had to clean the coffee splatter off my monitor after reading answer number 7!
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    Made me laugh, once again. Thanks!

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    Wow! It's hard to make me laugh some days, but this one worked very well!

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    ALL seven seem like good answers.

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    good one ,lol Barb
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    That one was funny. I passed it on.

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    Too funny!! I had to share this one!

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    Hehehehehehehe....funny

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    Thank you for sharing. Too funny!

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    Funny! Funny! I have to share..... Thanks Ditter! Keep 'em comin'!!!!!
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    Funny, funny, funny! As always, thanks, Ditter!
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    Thanks Ditter - keep 'em coming!!!

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    Thank you Ditter you always make me smile. I bet you are a hoot to be around!
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    Thanks Ditter!
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    Ditter, you are by far the BEST smile maker around, thank you for the laugh.

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    Can't wait to send it to all my "cat" friends! Thanks, Ditter!

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    Good one! My husband and 22-year-old daughter liked it too. Thanks!

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    You come up with some good ones.
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    Oh Ditter that was good. I can just picture the cat.
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    Clever kid. Children always come up with the darnest answers. I was a teacher of 33 years and I have heard quite a few.

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    Love it Ditter - Just the way to start my day.

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    Thanks Ditter it just tickled my funnybone

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    I loved this! Thanks!

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    Thanks for a good laugh!

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