no1jan

I just saw a topic on a "Retirement Bag" that someone made for a friend and coworker who is retiring and got me thinking.

When a very good friend of mine retired I had a Mug made with the following quote I had seen in a bar in Vermont:

"Goodbye Tension,
Hello Pension!"

I was curious as to how many people know different quotes.

I also saw a note on the back of one of our local septic tank trucks which read:

"Back off or I'll flush!"

What's your favorite ones?

raptureready

Bodine Electric, Champaign, Il.
"Let us remove your shorts"

marsye

That offends me!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

kwiltkrazy

Better to be pissed off, than pissed on.

kwiltkrazy

Morning Marsye

Fiber Artist

My 6 yr. old DGS says" you get what you get so don't throw a fit."

raptureready

Oh, yeah, right, like I would care! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Marsye it would take a lot more than that to offend you. We've never met face to face but even on line I can tell that you aren't a person that offends easily or even means to offend others intentionally. :-D Besides, it's their logo and it's painted on all their trucks. That's what this thread asked for right???? Of course it might get the whacked with the
"Oh no you dint" axe now. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

marsye

renee765

Seen on a truck that picks up junk (for a fee) - " If you aren't happy with our service, we'll bring it all back."

erstan947

A "junk store" in Mo. "seer and lowbucks".

On a plumbing co van: Flush Gordan

West Texas gas station/diner: Diesel Fried Chicken