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Old 10-17-2011, 04:01 PM
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Mayday! Mayday!

A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

"Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!"

Ground control received her call for help and answers back: "Don't worry, madam. We'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position."

"I'm 5"2' and sitting in the right front seat."

Ground control: "Repeat after me: Our Father..... who art in Heaven....

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Old 10-17-2011, 04:04 PM
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Too funny....I can't believe that Ditter missed this one. VERY FUNNY
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Old 10-17-2011, 04:19 PM
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Where has Ditter been? I miss her!!! I got this one from my BFF in Milwaukee - Northern humor!!!
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Old 10-17-2011, 04:42 PM
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:lol: :lol:
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Old 10-17-2011, 06:38 PM
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Old 10-17-2011, 06:40 PM
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Sent this to a relative who collects blond jokes
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Old 10-17-2011, 06:49 PM
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Funny :)
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Old 10-17-2011, 07:21 PM
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LOLOLOLOL!!
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Old 10-17-2011, 07:56 PM
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Old 10-18-2011, 01:54 AM
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