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Thread: Pregnancy Q & A & more! funny!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
    A: No, 35 children is enough.

    Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
    A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

    Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
    A: Childbirth.

    Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
    A : So what's your question?

    Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
    A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. ?

    Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
    A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.


    Q ? : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
    A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.


    Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
    A: Yes, pregnancy.

    Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
    A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

    Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
    A: When the kids are in college.
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    Funny!!!

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    :):):)

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    where do you find this stuff ditter, too funny. keep them comin

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    Shall be sending that to my DD1 who is pregnant with No. 3
    With her morning sickness this will give her a laugh.

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    Thanks for the laugh!

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    So funny

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    So funny and so true!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    I read this to my husband and he thinks it's very funny. Thank you for sharing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katydidit
    So funny and so true!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    So glad those days are over.

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    HAHA, awesome. :D

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    OMGosh Ditter you did it again, that is just plain laugh out loud funny!!!

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    These were really good ones!!! Thank you for the laughs...Naomi :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    Quote Originally Posted by carmen garcia
    So glad those days are over.

    amen sister, amen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carmen garcia
    So glad those days are over.
    I agree!!! Now that I am a grandmother, I get all the joy and love of babies without being pregnant!!! Just need to figure out how to have our grandchildren first. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckeye Rose
    Quote Originally Posted by carmen garcia
    So glad those days are over.

    amen sister, amen!
    Ditto!! :)

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    Ha too funny! I have a 10 month old and can totally relate.

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    Love this one, but the pic is the best. I had morning sickness all day long for eight straight months.

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    Thanks Ditter! :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    Thanks for the smiles, just common sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ditter43
    Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
    A: No, 35 children is enough.

    Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
    A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

    Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
    A: Childbirth.

    Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
    A : So what's your question?

    Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
    A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. ?

    Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
    A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.


    Q ? : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
    A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.


    Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
    A: Yes, pregnancy.

    Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
    A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

    Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
    A: When the kids are in college.
    GOOTA LOVE THEM KEEP THEM COMMING I REALLY LIKE THOSE CLEAN FUNNIES.

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    :-D :-D :-D

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    Absolutely wonderful!

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    Wonderful way to start the day. Welcome back!

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