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Chasing Hawk 05-02-2010 01:39 PM

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’

‘It was Bob the next door neighbor,’ she replies.





‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’

craftybear 05-02-2010 01:39 PM

very cute! thanks for sharing


Originally Posted by Chasing Hawk
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’

‘It was Bob the next door neighbor,’ she replies.















‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’


redkimba 05-02-2010 06:15 PM

‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’

No, honey; he didn't... ;)

Chasing Hawk 05-02-2010 06:22 PM


Originally Posted by redkimba
‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’

No, honey; he didn't... ;)

LOL

granniebj 05-02-2010 07:29 PM

lmao

littlehud 05-02-2010 08:07 PM

Ha, Ha. Funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks for a laugh.

kd124 05-05-2010 09:54 PM

cute

Rainy Day 05-05-2010 11:01 PM

LOL - I bet my neighbour would pay me $800 NOT to drop the towel

Chasing Hawk 05-06-2010 09:13 AM


Originally Posted by Rainy Day
LOL - I bet my neighbour would pay me $800 NOT to drop the towel

LOL

Deb watkins 05-06-2010 09:15 AM

Mine would give me $800 to keep the towel on!!


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