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slk350 08-22-2011 07:47 PM

There are always two ways to look at everything, I guess.My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion last October and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.My wife noticed me staring and asked me, "Do you know her?" "Yes", I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend.I understand she took up drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God !" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long ?"

shawnemily 08-22-2011 07:50 PM

LOL!!!

auntpiggylpn 08-22-2011 07:50 PM

hahhahahahahhahahahahhha!

luvTooQuilt 08-22-2011 08:02 PM

I fell off the couch!!!! Dang that was funny..

GrannieAnnie 08-22-2011 08:19 PM


Originally Posted by slk350
There are always two ways to look at everything, I guess.My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion last October and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.My wife noticed me staring and asked me, "Do you know her?" "Yes", I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend.I understand she took up drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God !" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long ?"


Serves him right!

amyjo 08-22-2011 08:40 PM

Yeah!! HAHAHA

Tropical 08-22-2011 09:33 PM


Originally Posted by GrannieAnnie

Originally Posted by slk350
There are always two ways to look at everything, I guess.My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion last October and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.My wife noticed me staring and asked me, "Do you know her?" "Yes", I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend.I understand she took up drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God !" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long ?"



Serves him right!

My thought exactly! lol

gotta-sew 08-22-2011 09:41 PM

ok, now that was really funny. Thanks, I needed that.

alikat110 08-22-2011 10:23 PM

Roflmao!!!!

BETTY62 08-22-2011 10:33 PM

LOL


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