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lllog 05-02-2011 08:28 AM

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.

HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took:

The melody out of music,

The pride out of appearance,

The courtesy out of driving,

The romance out of love,

The commitment out of marriage,

The responsibility out of parenthood,

The togetherness out of the family,

The learning out of education,

The service out of patriotism,

The Golden Rule from rulers,

The nativity scene out of cities,

The civility out of behavior,

The refinement out of language,

The dedication out of employment,

The prudence out of spending,

The ambition out of achievement or
God out of government and school.

And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others!!

And, we do understand the meaning of patriotism, and remember those who have fought and died for our country.

Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts as they stand at attention with their hand
over their hearts!

YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

I'm the life of the party...... even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps.... with a hammer.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.

Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!

Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't send it back to them, but I would send it to many more too!

Lanny

Grama Lehr 05-02-2011 08:28 AM

What a HOOT!!

MissM 05-02-2011 08:42 AM

AMEN

cherrio 05-02-2011 10:50 AM

ain't it da truth!!

Radiana 05-02-2011 11:07 AM

I say AMEN as well. This is the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth!!!!!

fraydknot12326 05-02-2011 11:21 AM

Love this~!! So much truth in it! :thumbup: especially liked 'smiling all the time 'cause I can't hear' :lol :lol:

Thanx for sharing ~!!

wanderingcreek 05-02-2011 11:26 AM

I agree with most of this one especially with al the things in safe secure places somewhere! Thank you for sharing it.

slstitcher 05-02-2011 11:27 AM

This is great and so true. Thanks for the laugh today.

sueisallaboutquilts 05-02-2011 01:14 PM

That's so cute!! Of course I cracked up over the hammer!! :D:D

Jan in VA 05-02-2011 01:16 PM

My favorite of the day!

Jan in VA


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